May 2013
63 posts
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”
richwhiteterror:
i took a personality test apparently im dead
vampiredetectiveagency:
“exc USE ME DID THE BELL RING NOBODY SHOULD BE PACKING UP”
tupacabra:
if you ever feel like nobody cares that you’re alive don’t pay your bills for a month or so
andysambergg:
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
vanillish:
“pitbull feat christina aguilera”
ernbarassing:
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
prince-rylie:
being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
rnilkbreath:
princefuuya:
rnilkbreath:
where do baby come from
egg
ok
justinibiebers:
stuff you ask your mom:
mom where’s my towel
mom what do we eat for dinner
mom what time is it
mom where’s my phone
mom when do you come back
mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
dad where is mom
dj-bsnow:
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
mrtwentington:
Me:
You:
jesussbabymomma:
i hate when my internet friends ignore me because that’s when i know i’ve hit rock bottom
graceebooks:
unfollowing me won’t free you from the chains of capitalism
rangerhitomi:
nicolasiscaged:
“420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire
psychotic-teens:
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
itsvondell:
“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”
